Think you're a candidate for the best human ever (or at least want people to think that when they search for you...)?
It just takes a couple minutes!
Vanity searches, also known as egosurfing or 'Googling yourself,' are when you type your own name in a search engine to find out what pages your name shows up on.
Most people have a fun time doing this (studies show that at least 45% of Americans have done it at least once), but have little control over what shows up when they perform a vanity search. Most average users just don't know enough about SEO to really control what results when they search for their own name.
Wouldn't it be great if you could have at least a little say in what shows up? And wouldn't it be great if it was on the URL and page claiming you are 'The Best Human Ever?'
Well, now it can be. Simply sign up and activate your account. Fill out a quick profile (you can just make it up - be sure not to put anything self-incriminating). And you get your very own, free page at:
http://thebesthumanever.com/Your-Name
There's no catch! We promise not to spam you or sell your information and the whole process will only take you a few minutes!
![]() | Your Name | OK, so I was born in the town of Turkey, the county of Turkey, the municipality of Turkey, and during the reign of Turkey the III in Uzhakibinanistan. I was the first of my class to discover the true nature of plumage, while also inventing a gene that makes us taste more like chicken than before. Though pole vaulting was my love, science was my passion. It's pretty obvious that this makes me a candidate for the best turkey ever. |